That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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