I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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