why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
