ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
is it fun? or sober?
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