Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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