Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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