I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
