Your face is a jimmy john
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I want to have your abortion
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
