is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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