so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
