STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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