In the future we'll all be gay
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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