we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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