big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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