i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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