My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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