her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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