I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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