Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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