is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Someone shit on the floor
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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