he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize