hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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