i barfeds in our rink
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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