Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
someone owes me an orgasm
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
