Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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