But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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