put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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