You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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