But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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