my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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