That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I love black thongs
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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