But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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