Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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