I wish you could order shots online.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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