it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
