I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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