it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
