Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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