So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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