I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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