I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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