do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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