Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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