North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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