Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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