the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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