literally had 100 drinks last night.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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