Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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