im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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