Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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