Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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