They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
there is puke in my bra ... again
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