9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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