Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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